Kim Kardashian really ought to wait until she’s officially divorced before she starts planning her wedding to boyfriend Kanye West. This Kim K. interview with Tatler magazine is proving to be quite a doozy. Not only does Kim model a wedding gown in the cover story, she also goes on at length about what she would — and wouldn’t like — for her next wedding.

Not surprisingly, Kim Kardashian says she wants a smaller, less flashy wedding the next time she walks down the aisle. Given her disastrous marriage to Kris Humphires (after a big TV wedding of course), that makes sense. Kim said, “…the next time, I want to do it on an island with just my friends and family and that’s it.” Yes, friends, family and the producers with all of the cameras, too! But really Kimmy, please try to hold off on speaking about your next wedding until you are divorced, okay? It’s tacky.

In the same interview, Kim Kardashian opens up about what she doesn’t like when it comes to guys. Her biggest turn off? According to Kim, it’s “Anything to do with bad hygiene, like teeth or nails or big ears.” Totally understandable, except for one thing: Big ears aren’t really a hygiene issue. That seems more…genetic? Either way, big-eared guys need not apply to become Kimmy’s next main man if she and Kanye West don’t work out!

Hot on the heels of the news that Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend, Kanye West, might be planning to propose marriage once her divorce from Kris Humphries is finalized, comes word that he may also want to control Kim in general. Example, you say?

A new report suggests that Kanye West isn’t happy about Kim Kardashian’s recent quick slim down (she dropped seven pounds in one week — and that’s not easy to do). Kim is a regular at the gym, and she’s constantly trying to improve her famously curvy physique. Kanye doesn’t like it, apparently.

What Kanye West wants, he almost always gets, and Kanye wants Kim K. to stay curvy and voluptuous. A family insider claims that Kanye told Kim he “missed her love handles,” adding that he “can’t understand why she has lost weight when she knows it’s not the look he likes.” What the heck?!

Kim isn’t letting Kanye stop her from hitting the gym and keeping up her weight loss. This seems like one of those areas where Kanye needs to back off, quickly.

Here’s the thing: Kim Kardashian’s curves are natural, and they’re part of who she is — with or without weight loss. Obviously if she gets too skinny sure, the curves won’t be as prominent. That might not look good. But Kim’s nowhere near that point, so why not leave the girl alone and let her continue with a healthy weight loss plan that involves eating right and working out?

Hopefully Kim Kardashian will keep up the best, healthiest weight loss regiment for her — one that makes her feel good, and helps her stay relaxed amidst all the craziness of being a Kardashian. Kanye? Cool it!